Canada, Canada, what am I going to do with you? You kept Tyler, again. Come on, don’t you know he SUCKS!!!? I am becoming disillusioned with the whole thing.
And, it has to be said, that Sass, what the hell were you thinking when you decided to go for dreads? Was the beer to hard to get out of your hair one night and you decided you liked the way it looked? If you are going to go with a hairstyle that looks ridiculous, at least go for something that would look a little better on you. Right now you just look unwashed. You, my dear, can NOT get away with this look. In fact it is kinda like how Preston Manning (former leader and founder of the Reform Party) looked when some idiot told him to get rid of the glasses. Take my advice and get a new stylist if this is what they told you would look good.
Ok Canada, I am giving you one more chance to get rid of Tyler, do not disappoint me!