Real Moms Laugh in the Face of Adversity, and Spit Up

A while ago I posted a meme started by Kristen Chase of Motherhood Uncensored and now she has a lovely Mother’s Day contest. I am reposting in a slightly different format, but the idea is still the same. I am a real Mom, warts and all.

Real Moms laugh in the face of spit up (and let their husbands take pictures.)

Spit up

I guess that spit up isn’t too bad and as a real Mom I have had to clean up lots of bodily fluids. Not all of them get the same treatment; laughter isn’t my first thought with projectile vomit, but I don’t vomit myself at the sight and smell. In fact I don’t know how fast I can move until Aidan gets that look on his face and the tell-tale sound of gagging alerts me to the disaster in the making. That Aidan pukes when he is tired and we have made the mistake of feeding him too much when he is too tired means I now have lots of experience with it now. The fact that too much is really hard to gauge makes it somewhat of a crap shoot. But, now instead of being frozen to the spot while this happens, moving him over his plastic toy box full of washable toys is much preferable to cleaning the chair, crib or me and him. I do feel awfully sorry for Aidan when he throws up, and the fact that it is my fault makes it worse. Well, now we know, he needs to be in bed by 7:30 at the latest. And if he looks at all tired, a very light supper is needed.

The reason I have edited and reposted this “Real Mom Truth” is because I really want to win an iPod. In order to do that I am posting links to the contest and the prizes. Wish me luck!

Enter the Real Mom Truths contest! The winner will receive this amazing 4G iPod Nano and Chocolate gift set, plus a link to their post on True Mom Confessions on Mother’s Day

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More Aidan Dictionary Entries

More words in the Aidan Vocabulary.

ah-der-der = excavator

wahwus = walrus

ef-phant = elephant

samich = sandwich

That’s Crazy! = something that comes out at the most opportune times

Fwying = swinging on a regular swing on his belly

Boowing = the kiddie bowling set we got him

Seers = stairs

beer = bear

aberry = library

Sing a song = something he sings all the time

Camma = camera

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Old Hundredth

Wow, I finally made it. 100 posts. Some of them even relevant and not too badly written. So, in honour of my hundredth post I thought I might post 100 things 50 things I want to do before I am 40. That gives me (for those of you counting) less that ten years but more than five. I will update occasionally and cross off those I actually get done. Some will be fanciful and not likely to happen, but some will be easy and good to get out of the way.

  1. Write at least 5 posts a week between the two blogs consistently.
  2. Teach Aidan to read.
  3. Start my Kindermusik business. (By September I hope.)
  4. Teach Aidan to swim.
  5. Have another baby.
  6. Buy a dwelling.
  7. Get a full time teaching position. (Grade 5 or 6 hopefully.)
  8. Join another choir.
  9. Go to Disney whatever (either coast is fine.)
  10. Visit the Grand Canyon.
  11. See Penn and Teller.
  12. Visit Ireland and meet family.
  13. Get Irish Passport.
  14. Lose 40 lbs.
  15. Get into better shape.
  16. Learn to snowboard.
  17. Go to some Winter Olympic events.
  18. Read and review a hundred books in a year.
  19. Narrate a novel.
  20. Start a podcast.
  21. Find a good topic or premise for said podcast.
  22. Write a couple of children’s books.
  23. Start the scrapbook of Aidan’s life and actually finish a few pages.
  24. Spend a couple of nights away from Aidan with Anthony.
  25. Go to Paris.
  26. Get Organized. (At least 1 aspect of my life.)
  27. Have a huge yard sale.
  28. Get rid of stuff.
  29. Organize my books.
  30. ride my bike again
  31. Go camping with Aidan
  32. Learn to Ballroom dance
  33. Learn to write better
  34. Make an amazing train track formation
  35. Drive across Canada
  36. Go outside more often, even in the rain
  37. See U2 in concert again.
  38. Spend more time with Family
  39. Go swimming more often
  40. Take more photographs
  41. Do something with the video we have
  42. Shoot more video for the grandparents
  43. Take another jewelry making course
  44. Vacuum 1 a week
  45. Clean Master bedroom 1 a month
  46. Go to Italy
  47. Visit somewhere warm for a vacation
  48. Take a girl’s trip to somewhere fun and relaxing
  49. Spend more time with Anthony alone
  50. Take more time to relax

I will add to my list from time to time.  What are some things you want to do in the next few years?

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Oh Crap!

Ok, so I guess I am a very bad mother. I taught my boy a word he says quite often now. A word he says when something drops. A word he uses when I am about to say it myself. Yes, I have taught my boy to say “Crap!” The only thing I can say in my defense is that my use of the words “Fuck!” and “Shit!” have gone down considerably. Sigh. Ok, give me the bad mother award now. I will admit it to all, and I say shame, shame,shame on myself.

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