Left Coast Mama » Canadian Idol http://leftcoastmama.net Making Things Write on the Wrong Coast Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:01:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Canadian Idol:Update http://leftcoastmama.net/2006/09/12/canadian-idolupdate/ http://leftcoastmama.net/2006/09/12/canadian-idolupdate/#comments Tue, 12 Sep 2006 17:25:00 +0000 Gwen http://leftcoastmama.net/?p=37 . . . → Read More: Canadian Idol:Update]]> So they had the Final two compete yesterday. Hmm, well it was ok and I am pretty sure that Eva will win, but it wasn’t the most exciting Canadian Idol ever. I think there were only two things really of note.

1: Farley, wow man, your fashion sense is truly out there. I am sure that no other man could pull off the outfit you had on last night except perhaps Willy Wonka. (Just for those of you who don’t know he was wearing a white suit with black accents a white bowler hat and a big black and white polka dotted tie.)

2: Zach, you are so emotional. I think that you must be great with your kids. They will always know what you are feeling and I think that for the most part that is a good thing.


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Good Luck Eva and Craig.


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And, it has to be said, that Sass, what the hell were you thinking when you decided to go for dreads? Was the beer to hard to get out of your hair one night and you decided you liked the way it looked? If you are going to go with a hairstyle that looks ridiculous, at least go for something that would look a little better on you. Right now you just look unwashed. You, my dear, can NOT get away with this look. In fact it is kinda like how Preston Manning (former leader and founder of the Reform Party) looked when some idiot told him to get rid of the glasses. Take my advice and get a new stylist if this is what they told you would look good.

Ok Canada, I am giving you one more chance to get rid of Tyler, do not disappoint me!


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Canada, please start to listen to the sounds coming out of his mouth. He SUCKS!!!! Dude needs to get a brain and go back to Saskatchewan. If you are only voting for him because of the Western alienation thing, get a grip. It is a friggin singing contest. Therefore the dude who doesn’t have a brain and can’t sing shouldn’t be there. Please, for the love of Pete get rid of him next week!!!

As for the rest of them, I don’t really care who wins. Eva and Chad you should get to the top two but if you don’t, do like the song says “Blame Canada.” :)


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What the Hell are you thinking???????? Why have you not kicked Taylor to the curb yet? If I hear another “Dude where’s my car?” moment from him I honestly don’t know what I will say. Come on! Ashley has been kicking ass and you throw her away. It is almost enough to make a person actually watch it when it is being aired and vote.

To the contestants:

Steffi: Get rid of the bows. Sure they were fine in the beginning but now they are just getting in the way of people taking you seriously. Also, figure out how to emote a bit more. I think you could be amazing but right now all people see is someone acting.

Taylor: For god’s sakes if you don’t have a brain in your head by all means keep speaking the way you do. If you do have some intelligence stop imitating Ashton Kutcher in “That 70′s Show” and say something intelligent.

Craig: Stop with the cheesy ballads and cheap theatrics. Oh, but thanks for choosing at least 1 song written for a male. Don’t ever choose a Celine song. Please!

Chad: Choose some upbeat songs. Right now you are just a bit boring.

Eva: Shock the crap out of people and sing a song at least partially in French. Come on girl represent yourself!

To the judges:

Sass: Stop hitting on the young boys and for god’s sake don’t get drunk on the show!!!

Farley: Get out of the suit once in a while. It might do you some good.

Zach: Say what you mean and don’t pussyfoot around it. Come on, they are paying you for your opinion.

Jake: Disagree with Zach all you want, don’t take it so personally.

To Ben Mulroney:

Please stop the I have no clue about music but that sounded wonderful to me crap. Come on, just admit that you have a tin ear and that nobody hired you for you looks or appeal to the Canadian public. Damn I really can’t think of one reason why they would hire you for this particular job.

To People everywhere:

Can we start a web campaign to rid Canadian Idol of Mulroney? I would sign in a flash. Let us vote him off idol and keep a contestant another week!!


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